Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?