I've Been Catholic All My Life, And

Talking About Your Troubles Is No Good. Eighty Percent Of Your Friends Don't Care And The Rest Are Glad.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

There Are Parents Out There Screaming As If Their Kid Is Going To Be In The Big Leagues Someday. C'mon. I Chew Them Out If I See That. Maybe They've Got Their Own Idea How To Do Things, But It's Wrong. Just Be With The Kids. Let 'em Make Errors. Give Them All A Chance. It's Not About Winning. It's Spirit, Togetherness.

I Do Not Care Whether You're A Democrat Or You're A Republican Or An Independent. We Must Pull For The People Who Are Wearing The Uniform Of The Armed Forces. These People Weren't Drafted. They Enlisted, Because They Believe.

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.