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Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.