He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded Restaurant, And Say, 'you Know, I'm The Only Person In This Restaurant Who Can't Draw.'

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.