I'm Such A Blonde. It Just Doesn't

Fried Oreos. What Were We Talking About Before? That's Pregnancy-brain For Ya! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

When I Walk Through An Airport And People Go, 'you're Not Fat!' I'm Like, 'thanks. That's Great. Good To Know I'm Not Fat Today! Thank You!'

There's Nothing Worse Than Being Disappointed In Somebody.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.