I'm Still Here. I Knocked Off Another

I'll Be 50 Years Old Tomorrow And That Means, Among Other Things, That Now Bob Dole Can Start Telling Jokes About Me.

It's Tax Season. When I Woke This Morning And Realized It Was Tax Season, I Said, My God, Didn't We Just Pay Taxes Last Year?

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'

The Ayatollah In Iran Says He Believes That He Got The Letter, But He Thinks He Accidentally Threw It Out With His Crate & Barrel Catalog.

New York City Subways Are Now Getting High Speed Internet. How About Some High Speed Subway Trains?