I'm Still Here. I Knocked Off Another

There's No Business Like Show Business, But There Are Several Businesses Like Accounting.

John Kerry Says That Foreign Leaders Want Him To Be President, But That He Can't Name The Foreign Leaders. That's All Right, President Bush Can't Name Them Either.

I'm Very Resourceful. I'd Be Good In Prison. I'd Be Good In A Shipwreck. I'd Make A Great Hostage.

Iraqi's Minister Of Information Did Not Show Up For His Press Conference Today. However, He Claims He Was There And He Said It Went Very Well.

Iraq's Elite Republican Guard Is Doing So Badly They're Changing Their Name To The Democratic Guard.