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He Opened A Window In My Heart, And The Light Of The World Shined In.

My Good Friend Paul Shaffer And I Are Going To Continue In Show Business. Next Month Paul And I Will Debut Our New Act At Caesar's Palace With Our White Tigers.

Let's Have Some Wine, Go Upstairs, And Look At My Money.

I'll Be 50 Years Old Tomorrow And That Means, Among Other Things, That Now Bob Dole Can Start Telling Jokes About Me.

I Know You're On The Atkins Diet, But Could You Stop Eating Bacon During Sex?