I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This

I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This Morning. I Tend Not To Wear It Unless I'm Getting Highly Paid.

You Know, My Hair Is Very Upsetting To People, But It's Upsetting On Purpose. It Is Important To Look Old So That The Young Will Not Be Afraid Of Dying. People Don't Like Old Women. We Don't Honor Age In Our Society, And We Certainly Don't Honor It In Hollywood.

A Critic Is Someone Who Never Actually Goes To The Battle, Yet Who Afterwards Comes Out Shooting The Wounded.

If You Accept Limitations Then, Yeah, You'll Be Limited. If You Don't Accept Limitations Then The Horizon Is Pretty Vast.

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.