I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This

I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This Morning. I Tend Not To Wear It Unless I'm Getting Highly Paid.

Both My Parents Were Actors. I Was Schooled To Think That Acting Was An Important Social Service, That It Was Something That Human Beings Need.

I Am A Greedy Actor In The Sense That I Like The Big Bites. Put A Big Fat Steak In Front Of Me, And I Will Eat It.

I Think The 20s Are A Vastly Overrated Decade. We Promise Kids That Once They Get Out Of School, Life Will Begin And Their Dreams Will Come True. But Then Comes The Struggle.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.