I'm So Glad Cities Have Personalities, Just

I Met Steve Jobs Once. In '06? He Had A Sense Of Humor.

There's No Judgment On Bands That Continue On Who Aren't Popular; Some People Get Enjoyment Out Of It. I'm Just Not One Of Those People. I Wanted Attention.

I Spent Most Of My 20s Playing Music. I Was In A Band And We Worked Really Hard And Did Not Get Very Far. I Was Really Close To Being This Guy Who Used To Be In This Band Who Is Still Playing And Trying To Get Some Recordings Together, But I Got Really Lucky. That's Never Lost In Me, That I Went Through Saturday Night Live.

I'm So Glad Cities Have Personalities, Just Like People Have Personalities. That's Something That Makes Me Smile.

I Started Comedy In Like 1998.