I'm So Excited About The New Ipad,

I Think Comedy As An Art Involves The Audience As A Participant As Much As Is Involves The Artist.

You Know Who They're Blaming For Global Warming Now? This Is True. Fat People.

Congratulations To The Nba Champion Boston Celtics - They Beat The Los Angeles Lakers By 39 Points. Or As Hillary Clinton Would Say, "too Close To Call.

Apple Released The Upgraded Version Of The Iphone 4, Called The Iphone 4s. I Think The S Stands For Suckers.

Ros Was Dead. He Had Loved Heroin More Than It Loved Him. I Was Shocked Beyond Imagining; He Was The First Of My Friends To Fall.