I'm So Excited About The New Ipad,

They Were Singing, Gillette, The Best A Man Can Get, With A Lot Of Guys Hugging Their Fathers And Sailing And Riding Bikes. I Suddenly Felt A Long Way From The Best A Man Could Get And I Thought It Would Be Nice To Get From There To The Best.

Aphrodisiacs Come In Many Forms: Food, Drink, The Internet.

There's Something I Believe Wholeheartedly: Cynicism Is The True Refuge Of The Pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism Is Easy. Joy Is An Extremely Advanced Spiritual And Intellectual Tenet.

By The Power Of Steven Wright's Beard!

I Do A Public Access Show With Puppets. Puppets Called Actors, Tv And Movie Stars.