I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To

I Don't Own A Computer. I've Never Seen Anything Online At All - Nothing. I Don't Own A Word Processor. I Have None Of That Stuff. It's Not An Act Of Rebellion. I'm Just Not A Gadget Person.

I Don't Get Depressed; I Grow A Tumor Instead.

Raised By Two Mothers...wow, Most Of Us Barely Survive One

Time Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Everything From Happening At Once.

I Always Thought It Would Be Very Funny If I Was A Blind Film Director.