I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To

The Artist's Job Is Not To Succumb To Despair But To Find An Antidote For The Emptiness Of Existence.

You'll Find As You Go Through Life That Great Depth And Smoldering Sensuality Don't Always Win.

I See The Glass Half Full...but Of Poison.

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind And His Body, Only The Body Has More Fun.