Photons Have Mass? I Didn’t Even Know

Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering And Despair And Yet Some People Do Manage To Avoid Jury Duty.

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

I've Inherited The Worst Of Each Parent. I Have My Father's Hypochondria And Lack Of Concentration. I Have His Amorality. I Have Everything Bad That He Had. Then I Have My Mother's Surly, Pill-like, Complaining, Whining Attitude.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.