I'm Really An Artist Of Feeling. I

I Grew Up In An Entertainment Family, And So I Saw How Susceptible You Are To The Ups And Downs Of This Business.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.