Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

'elf' Has Become This Big Holiday Movie, And I Remember Running Around The Streets Of New York In Tights Saying, 'this Could Be The Last Movie I Ever Make,' And I Could Never Have Predicted That It'd Become Such A Popular Film.

It's Nice To Be In A Place Where I Can Be A Little More Selective, And To Be Sought Out For Ideas That I Have.

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat And I Built A Boat.