If You Ain't First, You're Last!

Molly Shannon And I Used To Always Talk About That We Really Felt Strongly That We Were Comedic Actors, That We Weren't Comedians. You Just Played Things Real And The Comedy Came Out Of The Context.

I Built A Jail In My Closet And I Would Incarcerate My Family From Time To Time.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.