If You Ain't First, You're Last!

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

If You Set Up An Environment Where Failing Is Encouraged Then You Want To Try Everything. It's Obviously The Best Way To Work.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.

When You Look At Someone Like Sacha Baron Cohen, You Have To Really Respect The Boundaries He Is Pushing As Bruno Or Borat.