I'm Rather Bored By The Subject -

Use Your Weaknesses; Aspire To The Strength.

I Am Far From Sure When I Am Acting And When I Am Not Or, Should I More Frankly Put It, When I Am Lying And When I Am Not. For What Is Acting But Lying And What Is Good Acting But Convincing Lying?

No Matter How Well You Perform, There's Always Somebody Of Intelligent Opinion Who Thinks It's Lousy.

What Is The Main Problem Of The Actor? It Is To Keep The Audience Awake, And Not Let Them Go To Sleep, Then Wake Up And Go Home Feeling They've Wasted Their Money.

Autograph-hunting Is The Most Unattractive Manifestation Of Sex-starved Curiosity.