I'm Proud Of 'black Hawk Down' Because

I Should Be Getting Photographs Of Me With My Arm Around These People Like Restaurant Owners Do, Because Eventually I Am Going To Have To Prove To My Kids That Once I Was An Actor!

Fame Was Initially This Kind Of Blunt Tool That Was Thrust Into My Hands Very Young.

I Gave Up Meat When I Was Twelve. & One Day I Was Cutting Up A Chicken For My Mom, And I Hit A Tumor With The Knife. There Was Pus And Blood All Over The Place. That Was Enough For Me.

What's More Vulnerable Than Being Naked, Especially When You're Out In The Cold On The Street? I Agreed To It As Long As I Could Pick The Towel, And I Picked The Smallest, Most Floral Towel I Could Find.

Life Isn't What It's Like In The Movies.