I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.

I Just Want To Keep Finding Special Characters That I Feel Like I Can Bring To Life And Characters That Are Real And Not Superficial.

I Want People To Like Me But Not At My Expense.

Louis C. K. Is One Of My All Time Favorite Standup Comedians.