I'm Organised In Some Ways, But Not

All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural Selection Favors The Loud And The Aggressive

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'

I Don't Do Drugs. If I Want A Rush I Just Stand Up When I'm Not Expecting It.

If You Covered A Broom Handle With Oil And Shoved It Up My Arse, Then Put Me On A Trampoline, In A Lift, I Could Write A Better Song On The Walls.

I'd Be Hard-pressed To Think Of Anybody Who's Made Me Laugh, Who's Funny, But Who's Also Relentlessly Positive.