Adulthood Feels Like Walking Around In The

When Did You Ever Hear Of A Child Not In Need? 'oh That's Enough Jam Tart For Me, I'll Just Go Now And Clean The Toilets.'

We Are Both Drawn To Surreal Situations So The Writing Was A Joy.

You Have To Assume That You're Talking To The Most Intelligent, Tuned-in Audience You Could Ever Get. That's The Way You're Going To Get The Best Out Of People. Whether They Know You Or Not Shouldn't Matter For Comedy. They Should Get To Know You Pretty Quickly. And They Should Be Having A Good Time Pretty Quickly.

Tequila? It's Not Even A Drink. It's A Way For Having The Cops Around Without Using A Phone.

You Should Be As Alive As You Can, Until You're Totally Dead!