I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute

By The Way, Two Wars Are In An Endless State Of Sorrow. Egypt About Burned To The Ground And All You People Care About Is My Bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, Shame Shame

I'm Tired Of Pretending Like I'm Not Bitching, A Total Fricking Rock Star From Mars...

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.