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I Might Sound Crazy About This But, Years Ago, My Mom Told Me: "we Almost Died When You Were Born. Both Of Us." I Was A Caesarean Baby, And The Doctor Who Delivered Me Later Told Me, "i Opened Your Mother Up, And You Were Right There. It Freaked Me Out Because Everything Was Broken And Out-there." I've Thought About It A Lot - Could This Have Something To Do With The Fact That I'm Only Happy When I'm At Home And Alone? Maybe I Was Just Freaking Out For Two Weeks Before I Was Born, Feeling Really Insecure.

For Many Years, I Was A Really Heavy Drinker, But People Don't Know About That Because I'm By Myself All The Time. Recently, I Didn't Drink For Eight Or Nine Months, And I Learned That Alcohol Was Quadrupling The Embarrassing Moments - Those Moments When You're Drunk And You Say Something You Remember The Next Morning And Feel Embarrassed About.

I Was Screaming Into The Canyon At The Moment Of My Death; The Echo I Created Outlasted My Last Breath.

Be Kind To Me, Or Treat Me Mean I'll Make The Most Of It, I'm An Extraordinary Machine

I Wouldn't Know What To Do With Another Chance If You Gave It To Me.