I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized

Being Divorced Is Like Being Hit By A Mack Truck. If You Live Through It, You Start Looking Very Carefully To The Right And To The Left.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

I Thought We Talked Things Out!' 'yes, And You Listened Very Carefully To Every Word You Had To Say.