I'm Not Really A Spider-man Fan. I'm

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

When You Write About Real Life, There's Always A Chance That Somebody Involved Is Going To See It And Get Upset.

I Certainly Know Guys In Comedy, I Know Some Actors, And I Definitely Know Some Musicians, Who Have Survived To A Certain Age And Make A Good Living Doing What They Do, But Nobody Knows Who They Are. They Wake Up Every Day And They Have The Ability To Get Paid Practicing Their Art, But Underneath It All, If You Scratched The Surface, You Still Get, "if I Only Had My Own Show . . .," Or "if I Only Had My Own Band . . ." It's What People Always Do When They Want To Be Their Own Star.

Dustin Hoffman Said This One Time, That If He Hadn't Made It As A Film Star, He Would Still Be Happy As A Character Actor Because He Was A Character Actor Because Of His Face From Day One, So He Would Always Work In The Theater.