I Love To Smoke. I Smoke Seven

I've Been Nominated For Emmys And Golden Globes, But I've Never Won One And I Probably Never Will.

George Carlin Was Great Right Up To The End Of His Life. But Richard Pryor Was Probably The Best, Most Gifted Stand-up Comedian Who Will Ever Live.

Worrying About Tomorrow Is The Best Way To Screw Up Today.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.

I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.' It's One Of The Few Things That Makes Me Laugh.