I'm Not On A Diet. And It's

Why Would Anybody Connect To Someone Who Has Everything Going For Them? It's The Person Who Has Faults That People Want To Connect To. So People Identify With Certain Insecurities On Stage And Just By Me Talking About My Diabetes People Come Up To Me After The Show And Tell Me "gabe, My Blood Sugar Is Out Of Control And I Feel You". That's The First Thing They Say, They Say "i Feel You!".

The Best Advice Bro: Is Think Big, As Big As You Can Possibly Think, And Shoot For That. The Bigger You Aim For, The Bigger You're Going To Be. Set The Standards For Yourself As High As You Possibly Can And Also Surround Yourself With People Who Have The Same Visions You Have.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.