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There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

I Got Tiger Blood, Man. My Brain Fires In A Way That Is - I Don't Know, Maybe Not From This Particular Terrestrial Realm.

The Nights I Don't Sleep It's Because There's A Higher Calling Telling Me To Stand Guard.