I'm Not In A Recession. I'm Doing

Movie Offers Are Out There For Me, I Just Don't Hear Them Yet.

I Wish Everyone Could Experience Being Rich And Famous, So They'd See It Wasn't The Answer To Anything.

Before I Do Anything, I Think, Well What Hasn't Been Seen. Sometimes, That Turns Out To Be Something Ghastly And Not Fit For Society. And Sometimes That Inspiration Becomes Something That's Really Worthwhile.

The Exit From Agony Is Always There. The Tunnel Out Of The Agony Sector Is Always In Front Of You And Yet You Don't Take It. You Don't Take It By Choice. You Want To Indulge A Lot And Be In Pain. The Easiest Way Out Is To Write A List Of What You're Grateful For. If Everybody Literally Did That Before They Went To Bed At Night, There'd Be No Unhappy People.

There Was A Time When People Said, 'jim, If You Keep On Making Faces, Your Face Will Freeze Like That.' Now They Just Say, 'pay Him!'