Any1 Who Would Run Out To Buy

I Said Yes To So Many Things, From A Sex Change To Gastric By-pass Surgery, So It's Always Paid Off For Me.

Life Is An Ordeal, Albeit An Exciting One, But I Wouldn't Trade It For The Good Old Days Of Poverty And Obscurity.

If You Aren't In The Moment, You Are Either Looking Forward To Uncertainty, Or Back To Pain And Regret.

Flowers Don't Worry About How They're Going To Bloom. They Just Open Up & Turn Toward The Light & That Makes Them Beautiful.

Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.