I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased

You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!

How Many People Didn't Get A Part Who Would Have Been Better Than The Person Who Got The Part? Thousands.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.