I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased

A Lot Of Alliteration From Anxious Anchors Placed In Powerful Posts!

I Don't Think The Goal Is, 'how Big A Star Did You Ever Become?' I Think The Goal Is, 'were You Able To Express Yourself?'

Even Though My Father Was A Radio Comedian, It Wasn't Cool To Say, At A Young Age, 'i Want To Be A Comedian.'

I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased By Paparazzi.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Post-armageddon Stories, Where Denzel Washington Is Walking Around In A Torn Coat.