I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do

I Used To Do Stuff At College. I Could Do Voices. I Could Make Some People Laugh. I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Knew I Had This Skill.

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

Me, Myself, Personally, I Like To Keep Myself Private. I Have Never Said I Am A Paragon Of Virtue, A Model Of Morality. I Simply Do What I Do.

To Me, Most Theatre Looks Ridiculous. I Find It Very Difficult To Do. Personally, If I Ever Try To Do Serious Stuff, I Always End Up Looking Like An Asshole, So I Might As Well Try And Do Comedy, Because I'm Good At That.

The Bible, Undoubtedly, Is A Mixed Bag. I Don't See Myself Coming Back To The Church. I Do Like The Tradition. If You Come From A Strong Culture, You Can Decide What You Agree With And What You Don't Agree With. If You're Given A Blank Canvas, It's Almost Harder In Life.