I'm Not Any Kind Of Social Reformer.

If There Are Bleachers In Heaven And A Warm Sun, That's Where You'll Find Bill Veeck.

I Don't Know What Makes A Good Feature Story. I've Always Assumed That If It Was A Story That Interested Or Amused Me, That It Would Have The Same Impact On Other People.

I Can't Say That I've Changed Anybody's Life, Ever, And That's The Real Work Of The World, If You Want A Better Society.

I Don't Have Any Well-developed Philosophy About Journalism. Ultimately It Is Important In A Society Like This, So People Can Know About Everything That Goes Wrong.

A True Southerner Will Never Say In 2-3 Words What Can Better Be Said In 10-12.