A True Southerner Will Never Say In

I Much Preferred The Peaceful Life On The Road, Where I Didn't Have To Ask Embarrassing Questions And Do All The Things Real Reporters Have To Do.

It Is Liberalism, Whether People Like It Or Not, Which Has Animated All The Years Of My Life. What On Earth Did Conservatism Ever Accomplish For Our Country?

I Didn't Know What Narcissism Was Until I Beheld My Own Naricssus.

Often I Have Been Exhausted On Trout Streams, Uncomfortable, Wet, Cold, Briar Scarred, Sunburned, Mosquito Bitten, But Never, With A Fly Rod In My Hand Have I Been Less Than In A Place That Was Less Than Beautiful.

I Don't Think One Should Ever Come To My Stage Of Life And Have To Look Back And Say, Gosh. I Wish I Hadn't Spent All Those Years Doing That Job I Was Never Really Interested In.