I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

The Prettiest Women Are Almost Always The Most Boring, And That Is Why Some People Feel There Is No God.

It's All Through The Actors; I Cannot Write In That Idiom

Comedy Just Pokes At Problems, Rarely Confronts Them Squarely. Drama Is Like A Plate Of Meat And Potatoes, Comedy Is Rather The Dessert, A Bit Like Meringue.

Well, If I Don't Get At Least 16 Hours, I'm A Basket Case.