I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face