Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.