I'm Not A Vagrant... I'm A Hobo.

I Know I'm Smarter Than An Armadillo

I'm Not Afraid Of Death. Death's Afraid Of Me.

Now They Broke My Toothbrush, I Don't Own Anything.

I'm A Rich Man. To Have Everything You Need Is The Definition Of Affluence.

I Had A Teacher Once, Grade School Somewhere. Philippines, I Think, Because She Always Wore A Big White Hat. So It Was Somewhere Hot. I Was Always Twice The Size Of The Other Kids, And She Used To Say To Me: Count To Ten Before You Get Mad, Reacher. And I've Counted Way Past Ten On This One. Way Past.