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So, How To Stay Inside The World Of Entertainment Without Actually Getting Another Job? I Felt The Only Logical Answer Was To Become A Novelist. So I Wrote The First Book - Driven By Some Very Real Feelings Of Desperation - And It Worked.

It's A Kind Of Zen Question: If You Write A Book And No One Reads It, Is It Really A Book?

I Felt Alienated By The Experience And Decided To Stay Away From Corporate Employment.

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