I'm Not A Role Model.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.

I Don't Know What That Gas Is Made Of, But It Can't Smell Any Worse Than Ernie Johnson 's Gym Bag.

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.