I May Be Wrong But I Doubt

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.