I May Be Wrong But I Doubt

I Don't Care What People Think. People Are Stupid.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him