I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated

I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated In My Life.

When I Was A Little Kid, I Kind Of Liked The Commercials More Than A Lot Of The Stuff On Tv. My Favorite Ones Were The Miller Lite Ads With All The Jocks In Them. "tastes Great, Less Filling."

We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will Get Old And Tired Again, And Then There Will Be The Bilennials Or Trilennials, Or Whatever The Next Generation Is, And We're All Going To End Up On Our Lawn Shaking Our Fists In A Bathrobe Yelling At The Moon.

I Don't Need To Be Married, But I Feel Married.

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Superhero.