I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated

It's Nice, When The Lights Come Up At The End Of The Movie, To Not Be Like, "what Did I Just Watch?"

I Like Kids But I Also Like The Option To Close The Door. Becoming A Parent Is A Whole Other Life, And It Doesn't Stop.

I Don't Need To Be Married, But I Feel Married.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Advertising, I've Always Been A Fan Of Television, I've Loved Commercials, I've Loved All The Jingles, I Loved All The Stuff

Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian Or Whoever, Stupidity Is Certainly Celebrated.