I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better

I'm Painfully Aware Of My Surroundings At All Times.

I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better Than Kids, That's For Sure.

People Look Back On Those Days Through A Thick Veil Of Nostalgia, But Life Was Hard If You Were Anything Other Than A Rich, Powerful White Male

I've Always Had Weird Hair, And It's Never Looked Good.

Part Of Being An Adult Is Treating Women Like Women.