I'm Much More Interested In Making People

I Always Want My Standup Act To Appeal To Everybody In The Room, And When I Started Standup, And I Would See People Talk About Their Kids And Their Wife, And I'd Always Cringe A Little Bit, Like, 'i Can't Get A Date, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.'

I Was Able To Make The Jump To Theaters Without Having A Tv Show. My Passion For Getting A Tv Show Just Plummeted. It Was Like I Had Already Achieved What I Wanted To Achieve.

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.

How Dumb Do I Think The Americans Are? I Bet You We Could Sell Those Idiots Water.

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.