I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I

I Was 18 When I Started. I Was Hanging Out With Some Friends And They Asked If I Had Tried Stand-up Before. I Hadn't, But I Thought: 'what The Hell?' So I Went To An Open Mic Night, And I Liked It.

If Someone Writes Something Shitty And You Actually Address Them, Most Of The Time They're Just Like, "oh, I'm Sorry. I'm A Big Fan." And They're Really Nice People. When You're On The Internet, It's People's First Instinct To Just Go After People.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like An Amazing Part Of Life Is That At Any Moment.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.