I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.