I'm Kind Of Jealous Of The Life

It's Just Gods Way Of Getting Babies To Heaven Faster!

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

People Compared Garden State To The Graduate, But When Was The Last Time You Saw Dustin Hoffman Doing What I Do?

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.