I'm Kidding About Having Only A Few

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

My Expectations Of Other People, I Double Them On Myself.

Got Ants In My Pants And I Need To Dance, So Big Fine Mama, Come Give Me A Chance.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

I've Got Soul And I'm Super Bad.