You Can't Teach Others If You Are

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy. Just Like Church Does. People Don't Go To Church To Find Trouble, They Go There To Lose It.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

In Our Advanced Technological Age, Most People Deny The Possibility Of Miracles.... Miracles Don't Happen, We Are Told, Because They Contravene The Laws Of Nature And Worse, They Sound Religious! Yet We Live And Move In A Sea Of Miracle.

When You Touch Me, Good God.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.