I'm Just A Simple Jewish Boy From

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!

I Was Born At The Age Of Twelve On A Metro-goldwyn-mayer Lot.

[the Un Should Remain In New York] Because Every Country Needs A Cesspool. And The Un Is Always Interesting As A Theater Of The Absurd.

Like Many Others, I'm Deeply Sympathetic To The Huge Numbers Of People Looking To Come Here Today To Escape Suffering And Poverty In Their Own Lands. But As A Country, We Cannot Afford To Have A Total Open-door Policy Without Any Restrictions On Entry.

Carter Couldn't Elect A Dog-catcher.