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I Wake Up Every Morning And Say To Myself, Well, I'm Still In New York. Thank You, God.

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.

I Know Many Writers Who First Dictate Passages, Then Polish What They Have Dictated. I Speak, Then I Polish - Occasionally I Do Windows.

If You Agree With Me On 9 Out Of 12 Issues, Vote For Me. If You Agree With Me On 12 Out Of 12 Issues, See A Psychiatrist.

No, I Am Not A Homosexual. If I Were A Homosexual, I Would Hope I Would Have The Courage To Say So. What's Cruel Is That You Are Forcing Me To Say I Am Not A Homosexual. This Means You Are Putting Homosexuals Down. I Don't Want To Do That.